Here it is…Darth Naga reviews 20 Minute Burn – From The Chilli Pepper Company

by Darth Naga on June 17, 2013 · 2 comments

in Product Reviews

Okay I’ve finally plucked up the guts to do this review, I will go on record right now by saying this is easily the HOTTEST sauce I have had to review.. I’ve reviewed some extracts in my time…and even some extract based sauces..well actually A LOT of extract based sauces..but this is by far the hottest to date..and the reaction my body had to it was not good!

20 Minute BurnIt comes from the purveyour of pain himself, Gerald Fowler of the Chilli Pepper Company…yeah, saying that name and I KNOW you are all like “wooooooah” so you KNOW this one is gonna hurt!!

Ingredients:

Fresh Naga Bhut Jolokia, Pineapple Juice, Vinegar, Lemon Juice, Tomatoes, Mango, Molasses, 7.3 million SHU extract, Celery, Herbs, Spices.

This is the latest in Ged’s famous xx Minute Burn series, and “bloomin’ ‘eck is it ‘ot”!! (As Jane King would say!) and as you can well see, there is one ingredient in 20 Minute Burn that sticks right out! I can safely say I think I’m done with this series..the after effects of this one have left me scarred for life..it’s not a sauce I ever wish to try neat, ever, ever, EVER AGAIN!

The bottle is well presented, so much so I didn’t want to open it..but I took it round to my friend Leytons house @LeytonP on twitter btw, and we cracked the bottle open right there on camera..to say we were scared of doing this review would be a massive understatement!!

SO there you have it..never do it neat, ever, you have been WARNED! I spent the 15 mins off camera violently throwing up because my body just rejected it, completely and whole heartedly, and I do not blame it at all! It took me about 2-3 pints of milk to be able to talk again, and the burn took around 30 mins to fully subside..without milk I suspect it would have been longer, this stuff is hardcore!

You can grab a bottle of it from The Chilli Pepper Company and its a mere £7 for a bottle of absolute suffering, I would recommend only using this as an additive, unless you’re an stark raving f**king lunatic!!

A massive thanks to Leyton for sharing in my suffering, and until the next time I stuff a few million scovilles down my gullet padawanz, may the sauce be with you…always!

Flavour
(2/10)
Heat
(20/10)
Packaging
(8/10)
Value (6/10)
Overall
(7/10)

 

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

avatar Damian October 31, 2013 at 8:32 am

Just bought myself a bottle of this… Kinda dreadin’ putting it in my chili tonight!

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avatar scott June 27, 2013 at 8:13 am

hilarious review, thanks guys

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